VAXXING: DELIMA FIGHTS DILEMMA

Frank DeLima is back in the parody lane, rendering “Poki Poki” (inspired by the Hokey Pokey song of yesteryear) to encourage the unvaccinated to get vaxxed.

Frank DeLima

It’s all quite simple: You put your left arm out, and you can get vaccinated, to help combat growing COVID numbers.

The promotional video is backed by the state Department of Health, who has tapped comedian DeLima in earlier pandemic pitches.

To see the video, go to my Facebook page or visit frankdelima.com

And yep, you may win prizes once you’re vaxxed. So what are ya waiting for?

MARKING # 80TH, WITH CHOW HOUNDS

Note: this is not the usual Show Biz column; this one is a snapshot of a milestone birthday and celebration.—W.H.

You can’t ignore an 80th birthday. Truly.

So instead of a customary to-do with family, and despite the wavering cloud of COVID-19, my wife Vi and I invited two couples — pals Jack and Cha Thompson and Rick Ornellas and Vicki Borges – to mark the milestone new decade of my existence.

Roy’s Hawaii Kai was the destination – our favorite “hometown” fine dining joint, after all – and it was a blast.

It was to be a no-gift occasion with the Haradas footing the bill, but my friends are generous but don’t listen: so they separately presented gift cards ($80 plus a movie gift card, from the Thompsons, and $81 from Rick and Vicki, with the extra $ likely a token for good luck), but don’t chuckle. They know me:  Zippy’s also is my neighborhood go-to place for take-out, with the Kahala site for dine-in since the Hawaii Kai restaurant is not yet open to welcome area visitors, apparently because of lease rate issues.

The Chow Hounds, front: Vicki, Rick and Cha; rear, Jack, Vi and Wayne

The gathering of three couples was also significant, marking the formal assembling of the Chow Hounds club, with Vicki and Ricky as newbies. We officially welcomed the new members of this cluster of foodies who enjoy regular outings of great food, wine, and, yes, margaritas.

The Chow Hounds lapel pin
Misoyaki butterfish entree.

I made “Chow Hounds” lapel pins for everyone to wear, to acknowledge that this club will engage in more restaurant visits with a measure of practical frequency. So cheers!

For the record, three of us ordered Roy’s fabled misoyaki butterfish. My fave.

Birthday dessert

To award-winning chef Roy Yamaguchi, arigato for the pupus and dessert, and a hearty hurrah for the traffic of diners, inside the restaurant, in the party room, and in the downstairs bar area, and outside in a rousing, clustery certification that Roy’s is back with a wave of regulars.

Gomen, for occupying Table 1 for three hours; so much fun and fellowship. Be advised: we’ll return for another festive and ono evening…

And that’s “Show Biz.” …

MIXED BAG FOR FALL THEATER SEATING

With the hope that the lingering pandemic protocols will ease or dissipate by this fall, some of Hawaii’s theatrical organizations are tweaking policies, anticipating the best and perhaps kind of a return to normalcy. This, despite current reactions from a state health official who deems the CORONA-19 virus outbreak “a crisis.”

Manoa Valley Theatre seating chart

At Manoa Valley Theatre, season subscribers and single-ticket purchases will have reserved seats for the first time during the 2021-2022 theatrical season, beginning in the fall. Playgoers must wear face masks and must show evidence of vaccination. Seating will be “normal,” meaning pre-pandemic, without spacing between seats. “Be More Chill,” a Hawaii premiere, kicks off the new season Sept. 2.

Diamond Head Theatre seating chart

At Diamond Head Theatre, all seats will be open for purchase – no empty seats and alternating spaces in each row – with “normal” full-houses anticipated. Face masks and proof of vaccinations will be required. DHT’s season launches Sept. 24, with “Oliver.”

Both aforementioned theater groups hope that with vaxxed patrons donning face masks throughout a performance, they’ll be OK under current protocols minus the social distancing open seats. Sure hope so; image the train wreck, if sold seats have to be socially distanced.

Elsewhere, there are variations of how the fall theater season will play out.  For instance:

  • Honolulu Theatre for Youth’s season, which kicked off Aug. 9, will be a mix of live performances for school audiences and the public, but will involve flexibility with virtual performances for some productions.
  • Kumu Kahua Theatre also will mix live with virtual staging. “#Haoleboyfriend” debuts Sept. 14 as a virtual production, along with the second show, “The Kasha of Kaimuki” Oct. 28, but the third event, “The Conversion of Ka‘ahumanu,” will be live, beginning Jan. 20.
  • The Actors Group opens Aug. 27 with an all-live season at the Brad Powell Theatre at Dole Cannery.
  • Kennedy Theatre will unveil its first show, “He Leo Aloha,” in the Hawaiian language, in early October, but closes its season with a second part later in the year

Smooth as silk

The Silk Sonic collaboration has a new wrinkle: investments outside of music.

Anderson .Paak, who partners with Bruno Mars as the newest hot vocal duo, has ventured into the world of restaurants.

Californian .Paak has invested into Taisho, a Japanese restaurant, in Sherman Oaks, Calif.

He posted an online photo of himself, with this caption: “The boy done invested his #silksonic money in the best sushi in town! The foodies are calling it ‘BUSSIN!!’ Come see for yourself!

While former Honolulan Mars does not have a stake – not yet, anyway – in a restaurant, he has his own sideline biz: he is one of the owners of Selva Rey Rum.

No arrival date of Silk Sonic’s first album, which already has become sizzling chart-topping singles: “Leave the Door Open” and “Skate.”

Birthday mahalo

Have had an overwhelming round of birthday wishes the past few days, and most notably, some folks can’t perceive my turning 80. Because I’m a Facebooker and also post stuff on my own website, I don’t commonly get to see words of aloha on other sites, so I thank my buddy Loretta Ables Sayre, who shares Instagram and Twitter items about me, like this one from her “South Pacific” co-star on Broadway, Matthew Morrison.

Saw him in the show with Loretta at Lincoln Center, and caught his Hawaii Theatre show before the pandemic shut down everything. And had an opportunity to share my Wild Cards creations with the remarkable Broadway singer-actor. So sharing his communication a few days back. ..

And that’s Show Biz. …

GOLDEN MOMENTS, FROM A TO Z

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Sometimes it pays to be old.

You’ve lived it, you’ve seen it, you’ve done it.

Life means a keg load of memories.

I turned 80 today. You read that right. The Eighty is Weighty Club.

So what if the body aches are constant; that it requires effort to get off the sofa; that the hair, if still there, has whitened. All part of aging.

So what? You have fond memories. Try these on for sighs…an alphabetical compilation of people, places and things, from A to Z, to tingle the memory bell:

Arakawa’s, a Waipahu landmark

A – Arakawa’s. The picturesque department store in the sugar cane town of Waipahu. Its shopping bag, replicating the blue palaka print, was a treasure.

B—Brothers Cazimero. One of the founding members of the renaissance of Hawaiian music. Robert still carries on the tradition of preserving and performing the music; bro Roland has gone on to a heavenly career and presence.

C—Char Hung Sut. Known for its char siu bao and chow fun. Shut down for good. Auwe.

D — Drive-in theaters. Yeah, dating-time destination. Even with those awful audio gizmos you had to hang on the car window.

E—Escalators. Sears Roebuck, on Beretania St., had the first moving stairs.

F—Foodland. When there was only one, well before the advent of Foodland Farms.

G—Gabby Pahihui. The first God of slack key guitar. Think “Hi‘ilawe.”

Israel Kamakawiwo’ole

H—“Hawaii Aloha.” The anthem of choice to close an event, with hands-upon-hands and voices in union. A unifier.

I—Israel Kamakawiwio‘ole, when he was a member of The Makaha Sons of Niihau. Before “Over the Rainbow.”

J—Jack in the box. When it was mostly a toy, with “Jack” jumping out of a music box you cranked.

K—Kress stores. The foremost five-and-dime outlet. Debatable: Was Woolworth’s the dime store fave?

L—Lurline. The flagship that brought visitors from the mainland to Hawaii, when sailing preceded air flights for the wealthy.

M—Movies.  With Cinemascope and Surround Sound. And remember 3-D?  And movie palaces, like the original Waikiki, Kuhio, and Princess Theatres?

N—“No ka oi.” The useful Hawaiian term to designate “the best.” Worked the; still works today.

O—Olomana. The duo named after a mountain, with pioneering musicians Jerry Santos and Robert Beaumont; the latter died far too early.

P — Phones, with cords and rotary dials; later, in booths, providing Superman a space to change costumes. The booth vanished with the invention of cellular phones.

Q—Queen’s Hospital. When it was a modest facility in pretty much the area where its stellar medical campus is located.

R—Roadshows, movie films with anticipated long runs, with premium, reserved seating, intermissions. Think: “Cleopatra,” “Lawrence of Arabia,” “Bridge Over the River Kwai. Add: powerhouse movies that ran for months, with long lines before mall theaters and stadium seating: “Sound of Music,” “Jaws,” “Star Wars” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

The “shaka” sign — right on!

S—Shaka. The thumb and pinkie finger that say many things for many moments. The simple definition: “Right on.” Thanks, Lippy Espinda, who popularized the signal.

T—Typewriters. The tool that enabled you to insert paper and spool of ribbon, and learn the rhythm of the keyboard, to “write” your term papers.

U—University of Hawaii. It enabled many of us to get college degrees without trekking to the mainland; its agricultural roots have grown to embrace a medical school and a very healthy travel-industry school.

V—Videotape. The early way to film, tape shows on TV, before the arrival of DVRs and iPhones.

W—Waikiki. Love it or loathe it, there wouldn’t be an industry that welcomes visitors without Waikiki. Think Moana Hotel, the first lodging for tourists on now the fabled Kalakaua Avenue.

X—Xerox machines. Consequently, messy mimeograph devices and carbon paper became outdated.

Y—Yasai man. The peddler-on-wheels who visited communities to sell produce, meat, milk and other needs for daily lives.

Z—Zippy’s. When there was only one, on King Street. Now, there two dozen, with Las Vegas becoming home for Zip-Min, Zip-Pac and fried chicken, too.

NEW PROJECTS FOR CRAVALHO, HARADA

Two former locals have new projects – one in film, the other on streaming TV:

  • Auli‘i Cravalho (“Moana”) and Rowan Blanchard (“Snowpiercer”) will co-star in an untitled Hulu film directed by Sammi Cohen.

The script, by Kirsten King and Casey Rackham, deals with an aspiring artist forced to join her high school track team, enabling the opportunity to proceed with chasing a girl she’s had a longtime crush on. However, she discovers romance with an unexpected teammate, discovering what true love is.

Auli’i Cravalho

Blanchard plays Paige, the artist with a mission to find romance, and Cravalho – a Kamehameha Schools alum — is AJ, an elusive track star living in the shadow of a twin sister…

  • Ann Harada is part of a mega-star, “Schmigadoon!,” with new episodes premiering every Friday on Apple TV.
Ann Harada

The musical comedy, a parody of and homage to the Golden Are of musicals of the 1940s to the 1950s, is a collaboration of Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio, with tunes composed by Paul.  Barry Sonnenfeld is director, Christopher Gattelli is choreographer.

The show centers on a magical town where there’s no shortage of romance, judgment, and secrets. Harada, a Punahou grad, portrays Florence Menlove, whose husband is the Mayor (Alan Cumming), and there’s musical songs, dance and comedy aplenty. The cast features such names as Cecily Strong, Aaron Tveit, Kristin Chenoweth, Keegan Michael Key, Fred Armisen, Jane Krakowski, Martin Short and Dove Cameron ….

Bruno has 3 MTV nominations

Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak, as the duo Silk Sonic, earned three nominations in the 2021 MTV VMA (Video Music Awards).

Silk Sonic’s smooth “Leave the Door Open” is nominated for Song of the Year, Best R&B, Best Editing. Could wind up with the Song of the Year laurels, since it’s a hot entry and possibly the summer’s best tune.

Justin Bieber tops the nominations with seven nominations, followed by Megan Thee Stallion with six. MTV hands out the trophies Sept. 12 in a live ABC telecast from Brooklyn’s Barclay Center. …

A clarification

Carole Kai Onouye’s Great Aloha Run will be the final one ending at Aloha Stadium in 2022.

The run/walk will continue, in years ahead, with the Ching Stadium at the University of Hawaii as the finish destination, until the Aloha Stadium is ready to welcome back tenants following renovations. When you live in Hawaii, completion dates here are generally tardy. Think rail. …

And that’s Show Biz. …