I WAS BROKEN AND NEEDED FIXING

A hospital is a hotel for broken bodies, I’m discovering.

When you check in, you leave your attitudes and anxieties outside and forget about your worries and embarrassments! Toss out modesty, too~

And oh, no underwear allowed, too.

I’ve been in Queen’s Medical Center for a week, not by choice but necessity, and I’m blessed with having a team of 10 or so  doctors monitoring my situation, with supported by a very devoted and helpful staff of nurses.

I was broken, and needed fixing.

The day I was wheeled in via an ER ambulance on Aug. 11, I didn’t realize the cause or seriousness of the health; the doctors helped solve the mystery through X-Rays and Cat scans. The problem:

I developed abscesses in my liver and gall bladder and the treatment included draining both gooey messes.  Now, when I go home, I will still have drains next to my right rib cage. Surgery to remove the ball bladder might be an option, but will have to wait.

Patience  and perseverance will be required, since treatment and healing have to best buddies to resolve this problem.

A hospital also is like an opera and a drama. There’s a lot or orchestrated treatments and roles, with blood  drawn and tested, and a chorus of liquid drips, including antibiotics.

The roles are plentiful and varied, most performed by a corps of nurses, both male and female, who arouse you in the wee hours to dispense your meds, or bring you extra blankets amid frigid nocturnal corridors.

In theatrical terms, they are dressed in chic work uniforms in stunning hues, from black to baby blue, from purple to dark green, from hot pink to olive green, and more.

Last night, the hospital’s fire alarm screamed for an hour and 10 minutes, the second day for this fire drill faux pas to happen. Life moved on like nothing happened.

There was a fella down the hall, I could only hear, not see. Mostly during the evenings, he would moan a mantra probably only he could understand.

There are many house rules; you don’t get to decide what you’ll wear, so yep, the noble hospital gown, with backside open to show your derriere, is the only garment you wear. So you get used to it.

if you cannot walk normally, buzz for your needs. In my case, a therapist on my team mandates I use the walker to go to the bathroom, or move from bed  to a chair for meals. I cannot eat meals in bed; the logic being, I need to regain my awareness of the need to re-evaluate my life at home.

On several mornings, he’d visit the room and we’d walk the walk in the corridors together, engraining in my mind how to properly navigate  with the walker. The secret: with arms on both sides of the device, your legs and body must be close to the front of the walker, the best way to avoid a fall. He asked how many shows I saw in New York, and he couldn’t believe it.

My doctors clearly have bright minds and know how to put the puzzle together. You know the old adage but not being to read a legible doctor’s prescription? Kinda true; there’s a daily chalk board of sort lists the daily nurses attending to me; the docs scribble instructions  in shorthand, I can’t fathom what’s what.

OK, this is a revelation. The hospital has no shower in the rooms, so nurses wipe you down, with brisk moves like they’re washing a car, from top to down there. I cringed a bit, the first I had this bath. Now, it’s part of my daily routine.

I’ve eaten more heart-healthy meals since becoming a patient. You can order breakfast for lunch or vice versa, but I highly recommend the Angus on a bun with lettuce and cheese, the chicken jook, the chicken salad sandwich, and the roast park. Fruit faves: watermelon and pineapple, and have not yet a veggie salad I like. Forget the bagel, bad!  The waffles can be had with low-cal syrup, and the wedge of haupia is ono. But skip the so-called ice cream; like bad ice cakes on a stick, but an assortment jello and puddings fulfill a sweet tooth. You order in advance, but even with a late, you’ll get it anytime.

So an update; I’ve not crossed that bump in the read yet, so I’ll likely be bedding here for another two daysl Around here, you take one step at a time, one day at a time. There can’t be a tomorrow if there’s no today or yesterday. Every day matters…

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AN APPLE FRITTER TASTE-TEST…

Those who know me know I like the Apple Fritter pastry. My fave is the one at McDonald’s, which is nicely glazed with suger with apple flecks. It costs nearly $3 apiece.

When I visited the new Target’s at Windward Mall in Kaneohe, I picked up a four-pack of Apple Fritters, which cost nearly $6.

So clearly, it’s a better price. Target’s version (above, top) has a similar glaze with apple specks, and and the Fritters here a skosh larger than McD’s (above, bottom) it’s also slightly coiled like the carnival treat, the funnel cake, though the Fritter is a doughnut, not a cake.

Did a taste test, and while I enjoyed Target version, the McD version had a more appealing, tastier glaze.

COLLECTIBLES OR PLAIN JUNK?

Jus asking…

If you have some of these items, are they collectibles or plain junk?

Stuff accumulates after time, and tossing is tough, since you’ve had a long history together.

But keep or save? Lots of memories here…

Cigarette ashtrays?

Old-fashioned washboard for hand-scrubbing clothes?

Rotary telephone?

Cassette player?

Beta or VHS tapes and player?

Old-fashioned hand-mixer with rotary blades you had to crank?

A Maneki Neko for good luck?

Crochet doilies?

Crochet toilet paper holder?

Old-fashioned water jugs for picnicking?

Japanese-style folding fans to cool yourself?

A 78 rpm disc and a player to hear it?

Rotary telephone?

A $2 bill?

A Kennedy silver dollar?

A Don Ho Suck ‘em Up mai tai glass from Duke Kahanamoku’s?

A Primo Beer cap made from the aluminum tin cans?

A Waterpik to cleanse your teeth?

A toaster oven?

Golden Wheat pattern dinner ware?

Bubble lights for your Christmas tree?

How many of these do you still own? Or list stuff you still have…

BRIGHT LIGHT WILL SHINE TWICE

The I’m a Bright Kid Foundation will commemorate the 60th anniversary of a  true theatrical legend, the late Ronald Bright, with a special show at 7:30 p.m. Sept. 2 at the  Ron Bright Theatre on the campus of Castle High School.

Bright was the beloved teacher-director, who not only instilled the love and tradition of the stage to hundreds of youthful actors with his productions, but broadened his popularity by building a loyal community of theater-goers, initially at the Castle gym, but later at the Castle Theatre now named after him.

The show be a musical jointly produced by IABKF and the Castle Performing Arts Center.

Bright, pictured below, was the founder of the arts center and director of all the musicals staged at Castle before he retired;  2023 would have been his 60th anniversary of mounting Castle shows.

The date is significant, too, coinciding with what will be Mr. B’s 90th birthday.  He was born Sept. 2, 1933  and died at age 81 on July 7, 2015.

The nature and content of the production has not yet been revealed, but likely will include tributes linked with songs and dances from iconic musicals that helped shape Mr. B’s legacy. But surely, somebody —  even the full ensemble – will render his trademark tune, “If You Believe” (from “The Wiz”) — which has been a powerful and perfect mantra to perpetuate his memory.

IABKF will also present “An Evening of Rodgers and Hammerstein Classics,” its fall musical attraction, at 7:30 p.m. Sept. 29  and 30 and 4 p.m. Oct. 1 at Paliku Theatre at Windward Community College. The venue is where Bright continued to direct musicals that were on his bucket list: “Les Miserables,” “The Phantom of the Opera,” and “Miss Saigon.”

Numbers from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s legacy shows,  comprising “Sound of Music,” “Oklahoma!,” “South Pacific” and “The King and I,” will be featured in the Paliku show.

Tickets:  For “Celebrate 60!,” $20 adults, $10 students; for “Rodgers and Hammerstein,” $17 to $32, at www.imabrightkid.org/tickets

Moana” star Cravalho tackles ‘Evita’

Auli‘i Cravalho, pictured below, the voice of Moana in Disney’s animated film “Moana,” just completed singing the title role of Eva Peron in“Evita” in a concert version of the hit musical, July 31 and Aug. 1 at London’s Royal Drury Lane.

It was her West End debut.

A concert version of a Broadway musical generally means a full cast performs the show, with minimal costumes and few sets, if any, but supported by a large orchestra to enhance the “concert” element.

The 30-piece London Musical Theatre Orchestra provided the music.

Her co-star as Che Guevara  was Matt Rawle, who played the role in a London revival of the Andrew Lloyd Webber-Tim Rice musical. …

Broadway grosses, week ending July 30

The leaders of the Broadway pack still top the charts, as summer biz continues. And two shows posted more than. $2 million!

The Lucky 7:

1–“The Lion King,” $2.813 million.

2– “Wicked,” $2.139 million.

3 — “Hamilton,” $1.873 million.

4 — “Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street,” $1.774 million.

5 — “Funny Girl,”: $1.672 million,

6 — “Aladdin,” $1.619 milliion.

7 — “MJ, the Michael Jackson Musical,” $1.598 million.

The complete list, courtesy The Broadway League:

And that’s Show Biz. …