‘TWAS THE MORNING OF CHRISTMAS…
‘Twas the morning of Christmas, and all through the ‘aina
Santa delivered plenty gifts, to his favorite kamaaina.
The coffee was perking, as Santa began snoozing
And even red-nosed Rudolph, had halted his eve-cruising.
A national concert tour, for Iam Tongi, “Idol” winner
And toss in a No. 1 chart hit, to make the wish keener.
For Bright Kid Ezekiel Kekuna (above), Young Simba in “Lion King”
A warm winter sweat shirt, plus a Disney “Lion” ring.
For LL Cool J (Hanna), an official welcome lei;
He’s joined Lachey’s “NCIS” team, more power for Hawaii Nei.
Another NBC renewal, for the “Magnum P.I.” crew;
A 12-show order for Hernandez (left) and Weeks will certainly do.
For Jason Momoa, the “Aquaman” hottie;
A chic, stylist haircut would avoid seawater knottie.
For Dwayne Johnson, an island-filmed action flick;
Surely The Rock, can turn over this trick.
For Lahaina wildfire victims, a swift recovery, a new life;
There’s no easy resolution, to replace their grief, strife.
For Gov. Josh Green, patience, to mend Maui’s lingering pain
Well, funds from the Feds, ease the hurt, erase blame.
For Mayor Rick Blangiardi, more funding for services
Keep satellite city halls open, monitor homeless premises.
For Dennis Mahaffay (left), an art gallery show;
His pics and docs are super, they sparkle and glow.
For chef Roy Yamaguchi, another 35 years of success;
May his challenging KCC gig, yield more future chefs, not less.
For Waikiki hotel managers, look around your props;
Not much Hawaiian music? Yep, very scarce; mostly shops.
For Robert Cazimero (right), a cozy lounge with keyboards;
His serenades are splendid, so who’d come? Well, hordes.
Too, Jerry Santos is worthy, of his own venue, nook;
Search around, hoteliers, there’s space, if you just look.
Hawaiiana acts work, ask the Reef’s Kani Ka Pila;
With rotating musicians, and singers – think killah.
For Shari Lynn (left), Jim Howard, more nights of smooth jazz;
Maybe Loretta Ables Sayre, might join the razz-ma-tazz?
And brass at Consolidated, the dominant movie chain.
Reconsider your closures, no shame, no disdain.
Anyone disappointed, with the shrinking Star-Advertiser?
Two sections, little entertainment, not much for an early-riser.
For Bryan (left), Taimane, Herb Jr. and Jake?
Durable ukulele strings, that never will break.
For retired Roy Sakuma, continue teaching young strummers
Complete retirement, would really be bummers.
A “Prayer” that lingers, for Maila and Horace;
Does their annual holiday hit, have angels in the chorus?
More success for Fran Kakugawa (right), who has a new book
Sharing “Pearls” of wisdom, with a poetic hook.
Remember Larry Fleece, a KGMB writer years ago?
His new novel is “The Get,” get it at Amazon, ho-ho-ho!
For chef Kelvin Ro (left), a new restaurant, maybe?
With farm-to-table yummies, that would be his new “baby”?
For all restaurateurs, glory, With Hale ‘Aina and ‘Ilima.
More parodies, new gems, for comedian Frank DeLima
For Glenn Medeiros (right), the Saint Louis School president;
A show beyond Hale Koa’s? Well perhaps not, he’s hesitant.
Augie T has learned to juggle, as a council member and comic;
Did Greg Gabaylo teach him, to be nimble and super- sonic?
Periodic returns home, for Greg Zane, Ruthie Ann Miles;
Him to work, her to rest, would surely yield smiles.
For Henry Kapono and Jack Johnson (left), huge houses, packed shows;
And mahalo, hurrah, for their charitable glows.
For John Iervolino, welcome back to the scene;
Your new LP, with blue vinyl. is absolutely keen.
For DHT’s Trevor Tamashiro (right) and MVT’s Kathleen Young
More hot musicals, breezingly danced and sung.
For Amy Hanaiali‘i grapes, for her signature bottled wines;
And for those returning yule gifts, hope there are no long lines.
A grand musical comedy, for prolific Lee Cataluna (left),
Woo Keola Beamer, as the score-writing luna?
With many TV revivals, reboots, why not add a local one?
Methinks “All in the ‘Ohana” would be so much fun.
For Kevin Iwamoto (left) the nostalgia disc king;
His 70s songs are global faves now, so maybe, just once, he’ll sing?
For Jonathan Masaki,, Hawaii News Now traffic guy
A few more aloha shirts, so he doesn’t have to buy.
For Karen Keawehawaii (left), glue gun and glue sticks;
She’s a skillful home crafter, knows all the DIY tricks.
For Mauian Keali‘I Reichel, who lives in chilly Pi‘iholo
Fleece-lined undies, when he goes holoholo.
For Audy Kimura (right), who adores pooches and kitties;
Since he’s a composer, too, might he write a few ditties?
For Mo, Ligaya and Allan, of the Bright Kids team:.
Blessings for perpetuating Ron Bright’s dream.
For Joseph Morales and Marc delaCruz
More “Hamilton” sellouts and stupendous reviews.
For Cha Thompson (left), gently used clothes
To stock her Farrington student “Closet,” to avoid empty-rack woes.
For Ricky and Vicki, good vibes and good health
And why not toss in, a parcel of wealth?
TV ratings numbers for Joe, Keala, and Steph
No one knows anymore, so let Nielsen be the ref.
More followers for Andy Bumatai, via shows on YouTube;
If you don’t watch, you’ll find up on YouBoob.
For Jay Larrin, snow, on the slopes of Mauna Kea;
For Carole Kai more “Hawaii Stars ” airing heah and deah.
For Martin Nievera, a return gig next year;
For the Makaha Sons blessings, from your fans so dear.
For Marlene Sai (left), a request, to revive your Liliuokalani role;
Tough chore, memory challenges, but such food for the soul.
For Martha Seroogy and her Blue Note crew;
Lots of star wattage, would season the brew.
Mahalo to my PT trainers, Josh (now) and Brian (then);
Still working on wellness, will see ya, dunno when.
To you, loyal readers, you Mr. and Ms.;
Mele Kalikimaka, good tidings…
And that’s Christmas Show Biz…
ANNOUNCING…
LIKE SANTA, CAZIMERO MAKING ROUNDS
Robert Cazimero will be in Santa Claus mode, minus the red suit and white beard, this holiday season, making the rounds at two venues.
He has two separate shows – a pair of major performances, with his hula halau involved, at Leeward Community College this weekend (Saturday night and Sunday afternoon – Dec. 9 and 10) – plus five more intimate performances, when he’s at the piano at Chef Chai Dec. 13 to 17.
“‘Tis the season,” Cazimero said, in an email from Tokyo. “I can’t believe the Christmas concert is almost here. I’ve been working on it since July.”
He added, “I’m excited for it (the Leeward production) and nervous at the same time. What makes things solid for me is the fact that I am surrounded with great people. The crew at Leeward Community College, my cast of dancers, singers, and musicians, as well as good friends and family members never go unappreciated. It is my life, and I am loving it.”
The theater at the Leeward campus, has been a viable showcase for his singing from his keyboard and spacious enough for his singing/dancing Hālau Nā Kamalei o Līlīlehua.
“The concert will be full of wonderful things that most people would expect. Great singing, dancing, fun things, surprises, and opportunities to reflect on gratitude and wonder.”
The key to the annual Kalikimaka spectacle – besides kumu hula Cazimero—is the versatile ensemble of male dancers who can sing beside dance and also play drums.
Another watchable element is the array of costumes – ancient and contemporary Hawaiian as well as casual attire, dependent on the ‘olelo – and if you’re seated near the stage, a photo op for sure.
Because it’s the Christmas season, the concert will engage familiar carols.
Cazimero is keen on themes, so the first half is themed Green, the second half is White.
As for the Chef Chai shows, the format is casual and commonly unscripted. His gig here usually is one-nighter, themed Full Moon Concert, with two hula dancers. But because of demand, the booking was expanded to five nights.
It’s a dinner show, so plan to eat while watching.
“A Robert Cazimero Christmas”
What: A celebration of the holidays, featuring Hawaiian and holiday music and dance
When: At 7:30 p.m. Dec. 9 and 2 p.m. Dec. 10
Where: Leeward Community College Theatre
Tickets: $30 to $55, available at the Leeward box office at (808) 455-0385 or online https://app.arts-people.com/index.php?ticketing=leecc
“Full Moon Christmas Concert” “
What: a casual show with Robert Cazimero at the keyboard.
When: Dec. 13 through 17, with dinner from 5:30 p.m., show at 6:30 p.m.
Where: Chef Chai
Tickets: $99, includes a hearty meal, at cheffai.com/chai-reservations/ or (808) 585-0011
Meanwhile, on Broadway, the ‘Lion’ roars
Looks like “The Lion King” will be king of the Broadway jungle, as it continues to occupy No. 1 on the weekly gross compilation, courtesy The Broadway League.
The top 10 grossing shows:
1—”The Lion King,” $2,399 million.
2—”Wicked,” $2,109 million.
3—“Hamilton,” $1,972 million.
4—”Merrily We Roll Along,” $1,833 million.”
5—“MJ The Musical,” $1,643 million.”
6—”Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street,”
7—”Aladdin,” $1,499 million.
8—”Moulin Rouge! The Musical,” $1,402million.
10—“Back To The Future: The Musical,” $1,191 million.
The complete run-down:
And that’s Show Biz…
STORIES BEHIND SIX CHRISTMAS PINS
Don’t ask me why, but I’m particularly fond of these six Christmas pins…so I’ll likely keep ‘em for perhaps a season.
The little boy charm has, what else, charm.
The six wee glass Christmas trees make me ponder the three wise men (I made about six of these pins, since I had a bunch of the little trees).
Two Christmas bulbs reflect the classic hues of the holidays, red and green.
I adore the little green gingerbread boy; made me recall the “Sesame Street” anthem, ”It’s not easy being green,” sung by Kermit the frog.
The mini nutcracker in wood is “different,” with its tall hat and sit-down pose with two black boots sticking out in its sitting position.
This Santa’s cap features an iridescent red glow, plus a customary cotton-white pompom and band.
Each pin possesses a story of its own, eh?