AN UNINTENDED, JOYOUS STAYCATION

How often do you schedule a staycation, where you shuttle over to a Waikiki hotel? If memory serves well, my last impromptu Waikiki stayover was for two nights at the Princess Kaiulani Hotel maybe a decade or so ago, when our home was tented for pest control. No, we didn’t have issues with creepy crawlers; we simply take precautions periodically.

But when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right?

So the missus and I wound up with an unplanned vacation – well, a staycation, a “trip” minus  an airline flight.

We originally planed to stay three nights at the Ala Moana Hotel by Mantra because on Tuesday morning, Dec. 7, the day of infamy was make-lemonade day. No water!

Relevant concerns:

  • Can we live without water, hot and cold?
  • For how long?
  • Besides a shower, what about an unflushable toilet?
  • What’s the alternative to the unexpected dilemma, with no clue on how long this disruption would last?
Awaiting check-in, at the front desk of the Ala Moana Hotel.

Answer: Plan a staycation. The wife wasn’t going to tolerate the lack of a hot bath, and worse, the issues with the toilet. A Board of Water wagon arrived, and while we hauled out City Mill painting/gardening buckets (had two new ones in the house) to fetch water, we still weren’t willing to play out the waterless issue for lord knows how many days and nights.

Went online to find a hotel. Didn’t want to mess with the Waikiki traffic, and didn’t know there was gonna be Dec. 7 parade on Kalakaua Ave. that evening.

We had no more Christmas shopping to do, but the opportunity to be at Ala Moana Center was a plus; we hadn’t been mall-ers for a spell, what with the pandemic.

The Ala Moana had rooms going for as low as $179 a night, so that seemed fair and acceptable, so I logged on, intending to book perhaps two, maybe three nights, to avoid returning home too early if the meddlesome water main break continued.

In my online booking, something strange happened; the system — outsourced and located in Australia, I learned — was a bit crazy, so a wrong arrival date and departure date appeared without my input. It didn’t even apply a LOCALSONLY discount that appeared when I signed on. The only way to undo this was to call the hotel directly, and a sweet reservationist assisted, correcting the check-in date and suggested we do the three nights, just in case, because the hotel was approaching a fully-booked status.

A simple dinner at Liliha Bakery inside Macy’s.

She noticed I hadn’t asked for the kamaaina discount and I said I did, so she inserted that data in the reservation. The discount would cover a $35 daily charge for self-parking at the hotel (vs. parking illegally and walking to the hotel adjoining the shopping center).

The lemonade started to get a bit sweeter.

The staycation was a blessing, and wound up being a post-anniversary observance, since our home had two guests for much of November. And Nov. 23 was our 53rd wedding anniversary that included a sweet dinner at Roy’s with our niece visiting us to see her Army son, who had concluded one assignment before moving to another.

A calming dinner at Ruscello’s inside Nordstrom; note yule trees.

Staycations mean you can drive home to pick up a few things that you may have forgotten to pack, so yes we drove home on Wednesday Dec. 8, to pick up a charging cord with a magnetic head for my Apple watch. We brought a few more clothing items and a couple of snacks, too, and learned that the water was restored early Wednesday, though the roadway was not restored for traffic, so we wondered if we should cut short the vacation.
We had made dinner reservations for Wednesday night, so proceeded back to the hotel and later drove to the Nordstrom end of the mall, for our meal at Ruscello, a favorite destination. (FYI, I no longer walk the whole length of the mall because of back ache issues, so a short drive is part of my new normal).

Chillin’ inside the Ala Moana Hotel room.

The staycation, however, intruded with three Thursday Dec. 9 calendar items – my wife had a bone density test to take, and a Zoom session in the afternoon, and I had my usual Thursday PT session in the morning. We intended to return home early Thursday, so she could get to her appointment in her car, and I’d do same with mine. We would then return to the hotel afterwards.

However, overnight Wednesday, I developed a feverish feeling – both my legs and feet were icy cold, due to the hotel’s air-conditioning — so I told my wife it’s probably best that we conclude the staycation after two nights.

Staycations allow this kind of casual and informal play-out. We were enjoying the novelty of hotel life because we hadn’t traveled since the pandemic cancelled everything two years ago. And two evenings were just the right dose.

We don’t normally go all-out to mark our anniversary; the last one was the 50th, to which we invited the entire family. This one was perfectly personal, just us two; it didn’t require high-end dining with champagne and the works.

Liliha Bakery’s loco moco: in a word, ono.

We had dinner at Liliha Bakery at Macy’s the first night; she had the hamburger steak, I had the loco moco with two easy-over eggs over the burger on a bed of fried rice. Boring? Perhaps. But ono.

We learned that Cafe 410, the Ala Moana restaurant, had been closed throughout the pandemic, but was reopening Wednesday morning with a breakfast-buffet format; it was not grand nor bountiful, comprised mostly of bacon, pork sausage, pancakes hidden in those domed bowls, a small selection of breakfast fruit (pineapple chunks, watermelon, honeydew melons), and a station with croissants, bagels and bread for toasting. I don’t recall the cost, but the waitress insured we’d get the kamaaina discount. And when asked about the numbers in the Cafe name, she said it’s the hotel’s address on Atkinson. Now you know, too.

The hotel stay was leisurely and comforting; we took a selfie in front of a decorated Christmas tree in the hobby but it was a lousy shot. No matter.

We both had hauled our computers with us in separate roll-aboards, since we have different needs. And over two days, I had a few hours to shape and nearly complete my traditional Christmas column, to be posted in a few weeks. We were still connected to our daily do’s, including checking emails.

The staycation cost $700-plus for hotel and meal charges  but you only live once, and you can’t take it with you. And FYI, the hotel didn’t charge a penalty for an early departure and the refund for the unused third night was credited to my charge card.

For an imperfect few days of rain and no running water, this was the perfect staycation at a time we needed a break from routine.

GIFT-OPENING: EVE OR MORNING?

Just asking…

Christmas comes with a variety of traditions and practices.

Regarding wrapped gifts under the tree: are you one who opens presents on Christmas Eve?

Gift-opening tradition: on the eve or on the morning?

Or is your family one who unwraps gifts on Christmas Day?

I hear that often a child will get the OK to jump the gun and open one gift on the eve.

A survey by Tylt, in 2019, found that most prefer opening on the morn (62.8 per cent) vs. the eve (37.2 per cent).

What’s your modus operandi?

GOOD TIMES…ON A SUNDAY

I’ve been a subscriber of the Sunday New York Times for decades,  a habit originating back in the day when I picked up the heavy, multi-sectioned behemoth,  purchased at a New York newstand and hauled to my hotel room. It provided data and ads that helped make decisions on which show to see, or not, on Broadway.

I ordered the home delivery option because from far-away Honolulu, it’s not readily easy to find a one-stop resource for news and advertisements about Broadway shows. Yep, online sites and ticketing resources are plentiful, but not the most convenient way to peruse the Great White Way haps.

Thus, the Sunday Times has been wholly and generously a treat for leisurely Sunday reading.

This past Sunday’s edition (Dec. 5) boasted several genuine surprises, in all the right places. Two mentionables, coincidentally, were in the Book Review section. About literacy. About the value of reading. About a voice coming from youths:

Bette Midler
  • An interview with Bette Midler, caught my eye, since she is a bona fide children’s book author (latest effort: “The Tale of the Mandarin Duck.”)  In one of the questions, on what kind of reader she was as a child, the Hawaii native revealed this: “My mother  (Ruth, with whom I had many phone chats when the Radford grad was en route to superstardom) taught me to read when I was 4, and I became a compulsive reader. My parents left us kids in the Honolulu public library (the main branch near Iolani Palace) every Saturday from 9 a.m. until 4 p.m., while they did their shopping. I wandered all over. I read Grimm’s ‘Hans Christian Anderson,’ the Betsy Tacy and Tib books, ‘Freddy the Pig,’ ‘The Borrowers,’ ‘The Boxcar Children,’ ‘The Secret Garden’ (very important), a lot of boys’ adventure and magazines. Especially Life! It showed me the world. When I was 12, I read ‘The Lash of the Just’ and I never got over it.” …
Frances H. Kakugawa
  •  My poet friend, Frances H. Kakugawa, formerly of Kapoho and Honolulu and now of Sacramento, submitted a letter to the Book Review section, which published it with the headline, ‘Our Own World.’” It read, “James Yang’s ‘A Boy Named Isamu‘ (Nov. 14) is what excellent children’s literature is, the absence of the adult voice interfering in the telling of a story with the intent to teach a lesson or two. Children are surrounded by adult voices in life – in ‘A Boy Named Isamu,’ there are Isamu and the reader alone. This book will also be excellent for readers in their 80s and 90s as they, too, are surrounded by too many adult voices. What a pleasure to stroll with Isamu, awakening our senses to our own world.” …

Other profound discoveries in the Times:

* There is a threat of a shortage of schmear for bagels. New York is sort of the unofficial capitol of bagel-binging, and what’s a bagel — plain, blueberried, or cheesy with sprinkled herbs – without the cream cheese schmear, plain or with flavors. Oy vey!

* So what’s the favored emoji, among the hundreds of variations available? The Unicode Consortium, which monitors these things, says in a Times piece that No. 1 is the laughing-crying-smiling emoji, reflecting a sunshiny day with sprinkles, I guess. No. 2 is the emoji with the red heart, shouting romance or love. Now you can use these with your emails and know that you’re part of the in crowd. …

Dr. Jill Biden

* ‘Tis the season to be merry, thankful and joyous, that the Bidens are in the White House, and that Dr. Jill Biden, the First Lady, is responsible for decking the halls and stairways and thus is the chiefess of Christmas. A Times visit to examine the B.C. (Biden Christmas) indicates that tradition has been rediscovered, with predictable but purposeful trees and decor that reflect, well, taste. Gone are the bizarre, isolating forests of red trees, the white wonderland halls devoid of warmth, from the not-quite-normal and isolationist former lady Melania Trump. Her designs were targets for late night talk show hosts. …

* With the NFL football season nearing its finale – I watch as much as any reasonable fan can – I’ve found the Times’ analyses and previews of the coming week’s games enlightening and essential in the Sunday Sports section. It evaluates and predicts each game – an overview that has as many rights as wrongs, considering the uncertainties, unpredictable and see-sawing season…

And that’s Show Biz. …

THE STREETLIGHT IS ON AGAIN

Streelight Cadence, whose career as performers began a dozen years ago on the sidewalks, curbs and street corners of Waikiki, is at it again.

For 12 hours today (Dec. 5), beginning at noontime, the foursome will provide its signature music to busk for tips and raise funds for a Kickstarter campaign to help finance new recording, “Midnight.”

The group, comprising  Jonathon Franklin (vocals and violin), Brian Webb (cello), Jesse Shiroma (accordion and percussion), and Ben Chai  (acoustic guitar), will perform from noon at the Logos Bookstore at Ward Village, proceeding to Dave & Busters, weather permitting. The hoopla will be live-streaming via Instagram, YouTube and Facebook, through midnight.

Streetlight Cadence: back in Hawaii for busking and live-streaming today (Dec. 5).

“It’ll be a wet day today but we’re going for it,” the group said in a new posting online. “Come join us for the fun as we sing all day long (literally)  and perform our way into deliriousness.”

With time running out to raise funds for their campaign goal, the group will solicit pre-orders for their CDs, vinyl recordings, music boxes and assorted wares, including sweaters and socks.

Their mantra of, the past, has been “will play for food,” and who knows if that will emerge now, too.

Streetlight has earned two Na Hoku Hanohano Awards and has been Emmy-nominated for a reality TV series.

To watch the live streaming or make a campaign pledge, visit www.streelightcadence.com

Whee, the people

Vanessa Lachey

Vanessa Lachey, who portrays Jane Tennant in CBS’s “NCIS: Hawai‘i,” has landed another first. She already is the first woman to portray the honcho of the “NCIS” franchise; her first book, “Life From Scratch,” was just released on Nov. 30; but landing on the cover of this week’s People magazine, sharing the limelight with hubby Nick Lachey, is perhaps the cherry on the cake.  The profile explores her difficult childhood and her estranged mother, plus the joy of a happy marriage and her family including three kids. Thus, being a mother in her filmed-in-Hawaii role reflects her outlook of family values. …

What’s with Doug Shirai’s garage? The aforementioned “NCIS” utilized the space for earlier filming; and just recently, “Magnum, P.I.” did the same. Is the site on some kind of registry for potential island filming? Just wondering…

And that’s Show Biz. …

VOW RENEWALS FOR NICOLE, KEITH?

If you happen to spot a Hollywood couple in Honolulu in the days and weeks ahead, it just might be Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.

Online buzz suggests that the award-winning actress and the award-winning country music singer hope to renew their wedding vows in our midst. The ceremony would indicate all is well in the couple’s relationship despite rumors that there has been see-sawing strain and tension in their marriage.

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman: vow renewals in Hawaii?

And why Hawaii? Why not? Kidman was born here but her Australian parents — in the islands on student visas — left Honolulu for Down Under residency and she went on to be a globally known actress.

An insider admits,  “They’re secretly organizing an intimate beach ceremony for this winter in Hawaii, where Nicole was born.” OK, she was born here but not on the beach. …

Marquee honorees

“Manoa Marquee,” set for March 26 at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel, is the Manoa Valley Theatre’s annual fundraiser.

Honorees this year will be David Kennedy and the Honolulu Star-Advertiser and Jeffrey Portnoy and the Cades Foundation.

Individual tickets are $325, a hike from earlier gatherings, and premium tables are available at $10,000, $5,000 and $3,000.

Visit www.manoavalleytheatre.com

Stage notes

During a preview performance of the holiday musical “Elf” Thursday night at Diamond Head Theatre, there was a blackout smack dab in the middle of the show, according to director Greg Zane. Friday’s premiere went on without incident. …

With the comeback of ABBA, the Swedish sensations whose tunes made “Mamma Mia” a Broadway and London retro dance party and a singing Meryl Street on film, Farrington High School is on track to be ahead of the curve in rebooting the audience-favorite musical. Director Miguel Cadoy III is helming the revival for six performances from Feb. 25 through March 6. …

And that’s Show Biz. …