GOLDEN MOMENTS, FROM A TO Z

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Sometimes it pays to be old.

You’ve lived it, you’ve seen it, you’ve done it.

Life means a keg load of memories.

I turned 80 today. You read that right. The Eighty is Weighty Club.

So what if the body aches are constant; that it requires effort to get off the sofa; that the hair, if still there, has whitened. All part of aging.

So what? You have fond memories. Try these on for sighs…an alphabetical compilation of people, places and things, from A to Z, to tingle the memory bell:

Arakawa’s, a Waipahu landmark

A – Arakawa’s. The picturesque department store in the sugar cane town of Waipahu. Its shopping bag, replicating the blue palaka print, was a treasure.

B—Brothers Cazimero. One of the founding members of the renaissance of Hawaiian music. Robert still carries on the tradition of preserving and performing the music; bro Roland has gone on to a heavenly career and presence.

C—Char Hung Sut. Known for its char siu bao and chow fun. Shut down for good. Auwe.

D — Drive-in theaters. Yeah, dating-time destination. Even with those awful audio gizmos you had to hang on the car window.

E—Escalators. Sears Roebuck, on Beretania St., had the first moving stairs.

F—Foodland. When there was only one, well before the advent of Foodland Farms.

G—Gabby Pahihui. The first God of slack key guitar. Think “Hi‘ilawe.”

Israel Kamakawiwo’ole

H—“Hawaii Aloha.” The anthem of choice to close an event, with hands-upon-hands and voices in union. A unifier.

I—Israel Kamakawiwio‘ole, when he was a member of The Makaha Sons of Niihau. Before “Over the Rainbow.”

J—Jack in the box. When it was mostly a toy, with “Jack” jumping out of a music box you cranked.

K—Kress stores. The foremost five-and-dime outlet. Debatable: Was Woolworth’s the dime store fave?

L—Lurline. The flagship that brought visitors from the mainland to Hawaii, when sailing preceded air flights for the wealthy.

M—Movies.  With Cinemascope and Surround Sound. And remember 3-D?  And movie palaces, like the original Waikiki, Kuhio, and Princess Theatres?

N—“No ka oi.” The useful Hawaiian term to designate “the best.” Worked the; still works today.

O—Olomana. The duo named after a mountain, with pioneering musicians Jerry Santos and Robert Beaumont; the latter died far too early.

P — Phones, with cords and rotary dials; later, in booths, providing Superman a space to change costumes. The booth vanished with the invention of cellular phones.

Q—Queen’s Hospital. When it was a modest facility in pretty much the area where its stellar medical campus is located.

R—Roadshows, movie films with anticipated long runs, with premium, reserved seating, intermissions. Think: “Cleopatra,” “Lawrence of Arabia,” “Bridge Over the River Kwai. Add: powerhouse movies that ran for months, with long lines before mall theaters and stadium seating: “Sound of Music,” “Jaws,” “Star Wars” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

The “shaka” sign — right on!

S—Shaka. The thumb and pinkie finger that say many things for many moments. The simple definition: “Right on.” Thanks, Lippy Espinda, who popularized the signal.

T—Typewriters. The tool that enabled you to insert paper and spool of ribbon, and learn the rhythm of the keyboard, to “write” your term papers.

U—University of Hawaii. It enabled many of us to get college degrees without trekking to the mainland; its agricultural roots have grown to embrace a medical school and a very healthy travel-industry school.

V—Videotape. The early way to film, tape shows on TV, before the arrival of DVRs and iPhones.

W—Waikiki. Love it or loathe it, there wouldn’t be an industry that welcomes visitors without Waikiki. Think Moana Hotel, the first lodging for tourists on now the fabled Kalakaua Avenue.

X—Xerox machines. Consequently, messy mimeograph devices and carbon paper became outdated.

Y—Yasai man. The peddler-on-wheels who visited communities to sell produce, meat, milk and other needs for daily lives.

Z—Zippy’s. When there was only one, on King Street. Now, there two dozen, with Las Vegas becoming home for Zip-Min, Zip-Pac and fried chicken, too.

NEW PROJECTS FOR CRAVALHO, HARADA

Two former locals have new projects – one in film, the other on streaming TV:

  • Auli‘i Cravalho (“Moana”) and Rowan Blanchard (“Snowpiercer”) will co-star in an untitled Hulu film directed by Sammi Cohen.

The script, by Kirsten King and Casey Rackham, deals with an aspiring artist forced to join her high school track team, enabling the opportunity to proceed with chasing a girl she’s had a longtime crush on. However, she discovers romance with an unexpected teammate, discovering what true love is.

Auli’i Cravalho

Blanchard plays Paige, the artist with a mission to find romance, and Cravalho – a Kamehameha Schools alum — is AJ, an elusive track star living in the shadow of a twin sister…

  • Ann Harada is part of a mega-star, “Schmigadoon!,” with new episodes premiering every Friday on Apple TV.
Ann Harada

The musical comedy, a parody of and homage to the Golden Are of musicals of the 1940s to the 1950s, is a collaboration of Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio, with tunes composed by Paul.  Barry Sonnenfeld is director, Christopher Gattelli is choreographer.

The show centers on a magical town where there’s no shortage of romance, judgment, and secrets. Harada, a Punahou grad, portrays Florence Menlove, whose husband is the Mayor (Alan Cumming), and there’s musical songs, dance and comedy aplenty. The cast features such names as Cecily Strong, Aaron Tveit, Kristin Chenoweth, Keegan Michael Key, Fred Armisen, Jane Krakowski, Martin Short and Dove Cameron ….

Bruno has 3 MTV nominations

Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak, as the duo Silk Sonic, earned three nominations in the 2021 MTV VMA (Video Music Awards).

Silk Sonic’s smooth “Leave the Door Open” is nominated for Song of the Year, Best R&B, Best Editing. Could wind up with the Song of the Year laurels, since it’s a hot entry and possibly the summer’s best tune.

Justin Bieber tops the nominations with seven nominations, followed by Megan Thee Stallion with six. MTV hands out the trophies Sept. 12 in a live ABC telecast from Brooklyn’s Barclay Center. …

A clarification

Carole Kai Onouye’s Great Aloha Run will be the final one ending at Aloha Stadium in 2022.

The run/walk will continue, in years ahead, with the Ching Stadium at the University of Hawaii as the finish destination, until the Aloha Stadium is ready to welcome back tenants following renovations. When you live in Hawaii, completion dates here are generally tardy. Think rail. …

And that’s Show Biz. …

BATALON: FROM BIG TO LITTLE SCREEN

Hawaii’s Jacob Batalon, who made his filmic debut on the big screen via the reboot of “Spider-Man,” is making a move to the little screen in Syfy’s “Reginald the Vampire.”

Batalon, a graduate of Damien Memorial School, will portray Reginald Baskin, in a 10-episode dramady based on Johnny B. Truant’s “Fat Vampire” novels,” in which Reginald becomes an unlikely hero in a world of beautiful, fit, and vain vampires

Jacob Batalon

He’s faced with challenges galore: a woman he loves but can’t be with, a boss with a bully, and a vampire chieftain who wants him dead.

So natch, he has his own super powers to sustain.

With his co-starring sidekick role with Tom Holland in the ongoing new episodes of “Spider-Man” flicks, Batalon has become a beloved second banana, with his antics and comedic demeanor.

In the Marvel universe, he will appear in the third “Spider-Man: No Way Home,” later this year which follows the earlier “Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) and “Spider-Man: Far From Home” (2019) and also enjoyed spill-over success in “Avengers: Infinity War” (2018) and “Avengers: Endgame” (2019).

And yes, he’s of Filipino heritage, and proud of it. And his pals may not recognize him since he lost 102 pounds before filming “No Way Home.” …

Jason Tam

Locals in off-Broadway play

A couple of Island actors, who are graduates of Punahou School, will be part of the cast of Douglas Carter Beanes‘ “Fairycakes,” set to have its world premiere with previews beginning Oct. 4 at the Greenwich House Theatre in New York. The work is a sendup of Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.”

They are Broadway vets Ann Harada and Jason Tam, graduates of Punahou School. She has starred in “Waitress,” “Cinderella,” “Avenue Q,” “Les Miserables,” and “9 to 5.” His credits include “Les Miserables,” “If/When,” “Be More Chill” and “A Chorus Line.”

In “Fairycakes,” Harada portrays Musterseeds, Tam plays Prince/Cupid.

Beane will direct the show, which borrows characters from other realms, so anticipate Geppeto, Pinocchio, Cinderella, Cobweb, and more, along with Oberon, Titania and Puck. …

Second season blooms for ‘Lotus’

“The White Lotus,” wholly taped last year at the Four Seasons resort during the pandemic on Maui, has rebooked for a return visit, even as the last of six episodes has yet to be screened this coming Sunday.

Producer-director Mike White and his star-studded cast — Murray Bartlett, Connie Britton, Jennifer Coolidge, Alexandra Daddario, Jake Lacy, Natasha Rothwell, Steve Zahn — benefitted by taking over the entire resort to film safely in its own bubble amid the COVID-19 lockdown.

The second season, presumably on HBO and HBO Max, will be ensconced at another imaginery White Lotus property, since the formula worked well when the cast and techies sequestered at the Maui resort. The actual site was not named, nor Hawaii mentioned, but the Pacific destination boasted luau, Hawaiian music, and exotic drinks aplenty.

Obviously, filming within a “domestic” locale — our beloved Hawaii — offers fewer challenges than moving onto a foreign hotel, say, in the Caribbeans or Mexico.

Perhaps the next destination will host suspicious hotel workers, who don’t like visitors, and a congregation of rich and wealthy heading for a resort with more angst and issues to iron out.

The show’s ratings have swelled over each week’s airing, so a renewal was a no-brainer. Lucky for us in the islands that the journey, happily, ends here. Don’t know if in reality, families with internal issues come here to moan and groan, or a lonely and single daughter is so distraught, she cannot proceed with scattering her mother’s ashes in the sea. Fiction with friction?

It might have been beneficial for the show to fuel the revenues of the gurus who count and cheer the dollars spent here, in an industry that has been booming — think overtourism — but a measure of cultural and ethical relevance also should be a yardstick. The hotel crew, as depicted, has been as negative and willful demons in this saga of confused lost souls. Bon voyage and aloha. …

And that’s Show Biz. …

EXPRESS YOURSELF IN 3 WORDS

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Just asking…

How would you describe yourself, in three to five words?

Would you tell it like it is?

Like: Happy, fun, overweight? ? Have to workout more frequently?

Would you lie, make up something?

Like: Getting married soon, need to lose 30 pounds?

Would you embellish, to put out a positive vibe?

Like: Will soon vaccinate? Banning Spam musubi my diet?

‘HAWAIIAN GODDESS’ TWEAKING ON

Looks like talks have resumed, among the minds and creators of “Hawaiian Goddess,” on an ambitious new Hawaiian musical embracing the lore and drama between Hi‘iaka and Pele. The saga has been previously shared in existing hula and chants; this retelling, with powerful new music, could become a cultural icon for its creators and a mystical and magical experience for potential audiences outside of Hawaii.

So Michael Jackowitz, a New York producer who spends time on Maui, convened with his artistic team to revive work on this alluring project with Hawaiian mele, chants and hula, according to online chats. Locals  Keali‘i Reichel, Maui’s award-winning composer, singer, recording artist and kumu hula; Roslyn Catracchia, composer; Patrick Makuakane, kumu hula, dancer and choreographer, now based in San Francisco, gathered with Stephen Schwartz, award-winning Broadway hit-maker of “Wicked,” “Pippin” and “Godspell,” to  continue shaping the new show, which is pretty much bubbling under the radar.

Michael Jackowitz

Producer Jackowitz’ credits include “Tuck Everlasting,” “The Best Is Yet to Come: The Music of Cy Coleman,” and “How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.” With a passion for things Hawaiian, he’d love to score a new hit, with Hawaiiana at its core, and has tapped an artistic team with credible portfolios committed to authenticity, to bolster the Pele and Hi‘iaka saga with homegrown behind-the-scenes experts. Before the pandemic, Jackowitz shared excerpts of the show in a preview with a cast of stellar island singers and dancers, with some possibly making the trial-run cast as the artistic journey continues. I was there to witness this work-in-progress then; it was stunning and beautiful.

The creative minds met at Mill House in Wailuku, to continue shaping and tweaking the Broadway musical with island storylines and music, initially planned to launch on a cruise ship, an unconventional but  novel “out-of-town opening” trial run which was stalled when the pandemic lockdown halted everything. Don’t know if these ideas have changed.

Historically, this wouldn’t be the first Broadway musical with a Hawaiian arc. The first vehicle made its debut in March 1961, when Eaton Bob Magoon Jr. launched “13 Daughters” in New York, with disastrous results after 28 performances. Perhaps it was way ahead of time for an all-Hawaii show to grace a Broadway stage.

The intention for “Goddess” surely includes a possible run on Broadway, which also is in the midst of shaping a new kind of normalcy in New York, where new shows are being groomed and old hits restored to return on the Great White Way this fall, amid rigid protocols for safety including vaccination proof for theater-goers and vaxxing for actors, backstagers, and theater personnel. All a good thing, to raise the bar to combat and control the latest delta variant. …

TAG ready to welcome ‘Kimberly’

Lisa Konove

The Actors Group (TAG) will launch its new season Aug. 27 when “Kimberly Akimbo” debuts at the Brad Powell Theatre at Dole  Cannery. Performances run through Sept. 12.

Swaine Kaui is directing David Lindsey-Abaire’s play, set in suburban New Jersey, about a teenager with a rare condition causing her body to age faster than normal. Her family flees Secaucus under dubious conditions, and Kimberly is forced to reevaluate her life, including the possibility of first love and her own mortality. The challenges include a hypochondriac mom, a seldom sober father, and an aunt who is a scam artist.

The cast includes Lisa Konove as Kimberly , the daughter with a complicated life; Aiko Chinen as Debra, the aunt; Tom Smith as Buddy, the dad; and Clarisse Lee as Pattie, the mom., One of the characters is Jeff, a nerdy friend, played by Kainoa Kelly, the son of Lee Cataluna and Jim Kelly. So there’s intrigue within the show and its players.

Performances are at 7:30 p.m.  Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and 2 p.m. Sundays. Tickets: $30 adults, $25 seniors, $20 military and students.

Tribute shows at Blue Note

Danny Seraphine

A fan of tribute shows? Two are coming to Blue Note Hawaii at the Outrigger Waikiki resort:

  • “Take Me Back to Chicago,” a salute to the fabled and enduring rock band Chicago, at 6:30 and 9 p.m. Aug. 13 and 14. The act is led by Danny Seraphine, legendary drummer and co-founder of Chicago, and will feature a roster of Chicago hits. Think “Saturday in the Park,” “If You Leave Me Now,” “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” and “Does Anybody Know What Time It Is.” The musicians include Marc Bonilla, Ed Roth, Travis Davis, and Tony Grant. Tickets:  $30 and $25. Visit: www.bluenotehawaii.com or call 777-4890. …
  • Manoa DNA will stage “The Music of the Eagles,” a tribute show, at 6:30 p.m. Aug. 29 at Blue Note Hawaii. The group, now featuring dad Lloyd Kawakami and son Alx Kawakami (son-brother Nick Kawakama has retired), will feature keyboarist Ethan Capone. “MDNA has always been a fan of the Eagles and we wanted to have some fun with their music,” said dad Lloyd. Tickets: $35 and $25. Visit: www.bluenotehawaii.com or call 777-4890. …

And that’s “Show Biz.” …